/* This one time, Luke Giuliani wrote a switch on an enum that either cured cancer, saved Africa from famine, or achieved world peace.
 * There was user error when it got deployed, so it just wrote this code instead as backup.
 */

/* THEN, Luke was all "wah wah jquery wah wah wah" and Will was all "yeah whatever, I NEVER cared in the first place" */
/* And Luke was all "ooooh waaaah wah wah wah". He's like that. Whatever. */